June 2009
16 posts
If I could rid my life of two things...
jeshicaya:
it would be my roommate and her sister.
LOL jess, i dare you to post this on facebook
May 2009
53 posts
Pythons Invade Everglades →
EWW wtf!
OMG my mom makes me do this TOO...its so...
me: Mom, i broke my finger i need surgery.
mom: you broke your finger? WHY?
me: …anyways i have 3 finals coming up and i need to study, can you call the insurance company and get everything worked out
mom: okay, study good, what is your member ID/password
me: kev07/password
mom: how you spell?
me: k
mom: K? K LIKE KEVIN?
me: yes, E
mom: A? A like APPLE?
me: no, E
mom: like ELEPHANT?
me: yes, V
mom: E AGAIN?
me: NO, V
mom: LIKE VICTOR? V LIKE VICTOR OKAY, JUST DO IT ALL LIKE THIS
-MyMomIsAFob.com
o_O
fire!
Rabidbunny87: Okay, so my neighbors officially hate me
GarbageStan23: why?
Rabidbunny87: Well, me, david and andrew were having a bonfire in the backyard, and we were making s'mores and all... and suddenly we here sirens, and see a firetruck turn into the street in front of us.
Rabidbunny87: So we all went running to see what was up, and our neighbor's house was on fire!
GarbageStan23: oh shit!
Rabidbunny87: Yeah, and when we got there, the wife was crying into her husbands arms, and we were just kinda standing there, and then she saw us, and then like for 10 seconds, gave us the dirtiest look ever
Rabidbunny87: Turns out, we were still holding our sticks with marshmallows on it, watching the fire....
Rabidbunny87: talk about bad timing...
runpee.com →
peeing at movies is no longer a gamble LOL!!
What will you do to cope with the Lost hiatus?
katy, did you make these up?!?
kattattackk:
Have Ben kill you in hopes, you’ll be resurrected the night of the Season 6 premiere.
Lock yourself in your basement and enter the numbers every 108 minutes until next season.
Build a church from downed palm trees.
Hang out in a sweat lodge.
Enter an international sailing competition.
Constantly take flights between L.A. and Sydney.
Re-watch...
LOST FINALE
4hours ..8minutes ….15seconds ……16milliseconds ……..23microseconds ……….42nanoseconds….until….THE INCIDENT
Lost Drinking Game
Drink if…
¿ opening shot is someone’s eye ¿ Locke stares into the ocean ¿ someone dies ¿ take another if they didn’t ¿ you dont know whether to trust Ben or Widmore ¿ the monster appears ¿ Jack cries ¿ Sawyer nicknames someone ¿ Kate leads anyone on ¿ Kate is annoying ¿ they show Sayid’s long fingernails ¿ Sun...
>: 4 8 15 16 23 42
OMG srsly…getting way to excited for LOST
http://tinyurl.com/ornh6f ^ even Ben’s shocked about the finale :D
where’d Rose and Bernard go? and Claire? wth
22 hours 51 minutes… O_O
When I get sad, I stop being sad and be AWESOME instead. True Story.
– Barney Stinson HIMYM